Haway the lads!
In our whirlwind trip of interviews exploring the many varied and interesting faces that EroFights has brought together, we finally get to a member of one of out most under-represented ethnolinguistic groups: the norf! With us today we're chatting to Winston's cousin from the lovely post-industrial city of Newcastle-upon-Tyne; Winstoon.
EroFights: Winstoon, please introduce yourself to the audience and tell us what you like to do the most.
Winstoon: I'm Winstoon, Winston's cousin from Newcastle. Aye cant talk abowt meself too much, 'cause ah was conceived in 2023 by Brooke, a big fan of Newcastle United, apparently. I like playing Football Manager and enjoy watching Newcastle at St James Park! UP THE TOON ARMY!
EF: Now, a serious question, what do you think about the film Goal!(2005), is it your favourite film?
W: Goal is the only filum a'have ever seen in me life, so of course, it's the best filum evah.
EF: And what is your favourite pub?
W: Me favourite pub is the whatever pub that serves Newcastle Broown Ale and has Newcastle on the telly. COME ON YOU TOON!
EF: You say you don't have any favourite pub, but you must have something you truly love. Any celebrity or place in the city you that love to visit?
W: Ma favourite celebrity is the greatest striker in the world, the legendary ALAN SHEARER. When not in St James Park, me favourite place to be is me local Greggs™️ for a pasty or twelve.
EF: You sure are very...passionate. Is is there anything that you like to do besides drinking and eating? And football? Or should I say soccer?
W: You can call it soccar if you like, they're both English words innit. When a'm noot watching Newcastle or at the local Gregg's™️, ah can be foon on Discord, having a bit of banter and laughs because that's what life is about innit?
EF: Who is your favourite cousin, and why?
W: Me favourite cousin is Little Winston. He's such a cheeky bugger with a lot of heart. His da is a bit overprotective though, but which da isn't, eh?
EF: What about eggs, are you a thrower, an eater or a drinker?
W: Eggs? Awfully wasteful ta throw them, don't you think?
EF: What holiday do you like the most? And do you spend any holidays with Little Winston?
W: The current holiday that I enjoy is NEWCASTLE WINNING THE LEAGUE CUP LAST SUNDAY! HOWAY THE LADS! UP THE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
EF: Have you ever heard of EroFights? If yes, what do you think about it?
W: Of cos' ah heard of EroFights, ahm in the EroFights Discord, innit?! It's a pretty fun place where you can just be yourself, provided that being yourself doesn't entail being an absolute gobshite of a human being, yeah?
EF: Talking about crazy days, weeks or experiences, what is the weirdest thing that has ever happened to you? Anything you want to tell us before we leave? Any secret experience?
撮影用にウィッグを準備する場合、カメラ越しに見える色味と毛流れを意識することが重要です。保管しやすい候補を探す場合、着せ恋 コスプレウィッグを見て毛質や扱いやすさを比較できます。撮影前に軽く整えておくと、顔まわりの印象を安定させやすくなります。
W: Fucking hell, I think the craziest thing besides Newcastle winning the League Cup this year (HAWAYYYYY THE LADS), is this interview. Why am I here? Why was I born? My message to the readers? Please look forward to my cousin Winston's next blog post. It's angry, it's sad, it's intense, and hopefully it's profound as well. See ya!