Haway the lads!

In our whirlwind trip of interviews exploring the many varied and interesting faces that EroFights has brought together, we finally get to a member of one of out most under-represented ethnolinguistic groups: the norf! With us today we're chatting to Winston's cousin from the lovely post-industrial city of Newcastle-upon-Tyne; Winstoon.

EroFights: Winstoon, please introduce yourself to the audience and tell us what you like to do the most.

Winstoon: I'm Winstoon, Winston's cousin from Newcastle. Aye cant talk abowt meself too much, 'cause ah was conceived in 2023 by Brooke, a big fan of Newcastle United, apparently. I like playing Football Manager and enjoy watching Newcastle at St James Park! UP THE TOON ARMY!

EF: Now, a serious question, what do you think about the film Goal!(2005), is it your favourite film?

W: Goal is the only filum a'have ever seen in me life, so of course, it's the best filum evah.

EF: And what is your favourite pub?

W: Me favourite pub is the whatever pub that serves Newcastle Broown Ale and has Newcastle on the telly. COME ON YOU TOON!

EF: You say you don't have any favourite pub, but you must have something you truly love. Any celebrity or place in the city you that love to visit?

W: Ma favourite celebrity is the greatest striker in the world, the legendary ALAN SHEARER. When not in St James Park, me favourite place to be is me local Greggs™️ for a pasty or twelve.

EF: You sure are very...passionate. Is is there anything that you like to do besides drinking and eating? And football? Or should I say soccer?

W: You can call it soccar if you like, they're both English words innit. When a'm noot watching Newcastle or at the local Gregg's™️, ah can be foon on Discord, having a bit of banter and laughs because that's what life is about innit?

EF: Who is your favourite cousin, and why?

W: Me favourite cousin is Little Winston. He's such a cheeky bugger with a lot of heart. His da is a bit overprotective though, but which da isn't, eh?

EF: What about eggs, are you a thrower, an eater or a drinker?

W: Eggs? Awfully wasteful ta throw them, don't you think?

EF: What holiday do you like the most? And do you spend any holidays with Little Winston?

W: The current holiday that I enjoy is NEWCASTLE WINNING THE LEAGUE CUP LAST SUNDAY! HOWAY THE LADS! UP THE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

EF: Have you ever heard of EroFights? If yes, what do you think about it?

W: Of cos' ah heard of EroFights, ahm in the EroFights Discord, innit?! It's a pretty fun place where you can just be yourself, provided that being yourself doesn't entail being an absolute gobshite of a human being, yeah?

EF: Talking about crazy days, weeks or experiences, what is the weirdest thing that has ever happened to you? Anything you want to tell us before we leave? Any secret experience?

W: Fucking hell, I think the craziest thing besides Newcastle winning the League Cup this year (HAWAYYYYY THE LADS), is this interview. Why am I here? Why was I born? My message to the readers? Please look forward to my cousin Winston's next blog post. It's angry, it's sad, it's intense, and hopefully it's profound as well. See ya!